“Skinny Little Vlad”

In a disappointing note to dictators and petty tyrants around the world Vlad Putin’s longtime friend and puppet Jen Psoki announced Vlad has abdominal cancer, dementia, scoliotic disease and rabies but a strict regimen of aspirin and orange juice has kept the baddies at bay so far. Vlad appointed another petty tyrant, Nikolai “Little Nicky” Patrushev as a temporart replacement while lad checks into his final hospital stay on May 9th, 2022.

Bye Vladdy!

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