Joe was the reason Nabisco brought out Pop-Tarts.
He was born in Scranton, PA but got lost going home and wound up in Delaware where he aggrivated his neighbors so much they sent him away. How he got to Delaware is still pretty much a mystery but with his infallible ability to turn good things bad we suspect he got off the train because it stopped and left without him. He asked for directions and thinking the state of Delaware was the same as the Delaware river he decided to stay. It’s not so much that he’s intellectually challanged –which he is–  but his unique ability to mis-understand things.
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