What’s ‘Lil Brucie’ Springsteen Pissed Off About Now?
America has never been greater but five foot seven inch (5’7″) ‘Lil Brucie’ is mad about Trump. A mere twig of a man, Brucie is in his twilight years but he hasn’t grown physically or intellectually since his late teens. He’s been wildly successful being worth about $1.2 billion. Hrumpf.. A An ugly, prune-faced, short little runt of a man, Brucie appeals to a very small group of fans but not to America in general. He calls his crappy looking Fender Telecaster guitar with an Esquire neck “The Mutt”. We call him that.
Brucie fails to grasp that Donald Trump won two national elections to become the 45th and the 47th president of the United States. Springsteen could never ever do that especially now that he’s thrown himself against the president in a very un-American way. Bruce is a musician. Musicians play music.
A guitar can play about 45 notes while a politician uses the English Language which contains more than 1 million total words.
The million word English language is Trumps domain while the 45 note guitar is Springsteens. Which is more difficult? We say Brucie is way behind someone like Trump but ‘lil Brucie” cannot get that. Neither can his fans. We give him raspberries and three phooey’s.
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