Finally president Biden found his calling in life. Stair Falling. Joe Biden set a world record at falling up the stairs at three. He tried to fall up the stairs twice while going up the stairs but failed however the third time’s a charm. Biden fell completely down on his third try going up as stunned aides were frozen in shock… “Who the hell falls Up? one aide said.
This is a new world record for falling the wrong way. Other people fall down the stairs but Joe Biden fell up. Falling up while going up is a new activity that Joe Biden has brought to the attention of stair makers. “We are looking at changing our designs to make our stair less prone to falling up, perhaps by making it more difficult by requiring safety harnesses” said one stair designer. We also can provide Safe Stair Handlers to make sure the harnesses are being used properly but we know that the best designs can be defeated by ignorance and inattention.
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