Call up and say: “I’m sick.” The boss will forbid you to come to work so you can tell them to just send your pay by mail. If someone comes to check tell them you can’t answer the door because you’re sick. If they want proof take a thermometer and secretly put it in some hot water then show them how high your fever is. That will satisfy the most persistent of bosses but if not, cough at them while shouting: “Don’t blame me if you get COVID-19.” That should do it.

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