THE HEADLINE: “British Army to Phase out Fossil Fuels to Attract Eco-Friendly Recruits”.

THE BACKSTORY: British Tanks need 275 MPH winds to move 1 foot downhill in a stream. Solar power requires larger battlefields because 5 square miles of solar cells are needed to power 1 British Tank for 1 minute of combat.LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 11: A delegate studies a Challenger II tank on day two of the DSEI arms fair at ExCel on September 11, 2019 in London, England. The biennial Defence and Security Equipment International (DSEI) is the world's largest arms fair and is held in London's Docklands area. …