“It makes it easier for me to keep my mouth shut she said”, after which Middle America began clapping for ten hours straight. 

Pelosi said she always knew she had extra teeth but until this year she wasn’t happy about getting some removed. There were more upper than lower teeth removed. Her dentist noticed she had a hard time after closing her mouth. She would move her jaws from side to side presumably to get her teeth re-aligned after using them to give a very crooked smile to president Trump. He proposed the removal of the extra incisors and canines and reported Nancy didn’t need to spend time in hospital recovering because shes a tough one. “She didn’t bleed much” said the dentist but he refused to confirm her blood lacked the red color that’s most common. “She’s uncommon” is the report.  

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