Between four adult Trumps they produced five amazing children who are well on their way to continue their efforts to Make America Great Again. This is no small achievement.

Donald Trump is the proud father of International Donald, Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany and Barron. Tiffany came of age last night in a marvelous display of the ability of a very expensive university to educate a capable young woman. Donald and Marla did the actual creation. The Trump Enterprise paid for the very expensive educations of all of the “Second Generation of Trumps.” Great job everyone.

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