Buy a sailboat. They are a complete home including washer, dryer, stove, oven, refrigerator, bathroom, shower and freezer. OK. Not much space compared to a full size house but much more room than a hotel room. Best part? If you don’t like the neighbors, pull up the anchor and leave. A second best part? You can get to Fiji, Bora-Bora for free. Just leave the sails up and go. One bad part is it’s slow. A small 30′ sailboat can only go 7.3 miles per hour but 7.3 mph for 24 hours is 176 miles a day.