Oct 5, 2020. Maddow hates president Trump with a purple rage.
She’s berating the president for removing his mask upon entering The White House but “Someone who has been released from quarantine is not considered a risk for spreading, according to the CDC.” Maddow is seriously mis-informed and is min-informing many others. Her advice is often just plain silly.*****************
NEW YORK—After undergoing tests to rule out the possibility of coronavirus infection, sources close to Rachel Maddow confirmed Friday that the attorney tested positive for several dozen obscure bat diseases completely unrelated to Covid-19. “As of now, we have confirmed 27 diseases and counting inside Mz. Maddow, many of which experts have only previously seen as communicable from bat to bat,” said Dr. Allen Ellis, physician for the former New York City mayor, adding that a team of archaeobiologists from Harvard University who specialize in rare mammalian diseases discovered high levels of guano in Maddow’s blood. “While definitely suffering from more common bat-to-person transmissions like rabies, ticks, and histoplasmosis, Mz Maddow has also somehow contracted vespertilioma—a long-eradicated bat cancer researchers haven’t seen since a very unusual case in Germany in 1903. She also has the bat version of diabetes. A number of these viruses are only sexually transmitted between bats, so this is extremely concerning. An especially interesting contagion located inside Mz. Maddow’s chest is linked to the only known fossilized remains of a rare Tibetan bat species, which was buried with the inscription ‘kha rdung pho wang,’ roughly translating to ‘curse of the small winged mammal.’” At press time, Dr. Ellis was struggling to make sense of an abdominal scan of Maddow which appeared to show six live bats living comfortably inside her liver and three more living inside her brain.
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