He can set a new world record with his nose by poking it into places it doesn’t belong like the tops of beer cans thereby saving much effort in not pulling opening tabs but simply pouring the beer out of the huge opening made from the mayors nose.
Of course that’s hyperbole but the truth is the man is a gauche simpleton of the highest order who believes himself smarter than the president.
He of the big sharp pokey nose is James (Simpleton) Kinney and his secret girlfriend Letitia Santarelli may have wrecked his marriage. The two flew to Iceland together last year. How cozy.
Anyhow, check out the worlds biggest beer can opener.
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