“America is the greatest”: said Jay-Marcel Wiggens of Rio de Janeiro as he opted to stay home from work today and Monday out of respect for Donald Trump being inconvenienced by a major snowstorm in America that dumped two feet of snow across a lot of America shutting things down as people decided to stay inside because they said they hate it when their car goes out of control and slides into oncoming traffic. Donald Trump gave in to the storm and stopped updating the Rose Garden because he said: “the roses don’t do well in the snow. I know this because I’ve seen it before. Believe me.”
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