And Pelosi undergoes a full brain transplant after falling in Luxembourg and going to Germany for the surgery. “I’ve always wanted a new brain and now, thanks to the American Military Hospital in Germany I have one”.. Oh… Wait… What?… Oh… Hip, not brain. That’ll have to wait. New hip.. Like in Hip, Hip, Hooray!!

US media reported that Pelosi fractured her hip after she tripped and fell on a staircase while at an event, citing sources that were un-authorized to speak publicly on the matter. No comment on what was in her glass at the time.

Pelosi “looks forward to returning home to the US soon” and continues to work from the hospital which is great news. The longer Pelosi is not in America the better off America is..

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