When he was in the crib he was called: “Baby Grumpling”.  Surveying his years at Heatherdown Prep School, was marked out from birth by a lack of intelligence. He was called “A Tiresome Little Shit”. According to Lownie, Andrew was a bad baby, who became a bad boy, who became a very bad man. “He is supposed to have slept with over 1,000 women,” writes Lownie, almost mournfully.

Ex-Prince Andrew made the news in a series of photo’s kneeling on the floor beside a women who is completely stretched out. A gnat has more common sense. Randy Andy was a great friend of Jeffery Epstein of Epstein’s island fame and cohort of Ghislaine Maxwell who was one of the biggest pimps of young, often underage girls, many who were down on their luck, vulnerable, stupid so Ghislaine scooped them up to massage Jeffery and get them into prostitution with a capital P. Jeffery’s dead; Ghislaine in in jail Andyboy in in disgrace and his own family is trying to get free of any association with this depraved sex-crazed monster of an idiot and that’s being kind. The ex-Prince said he didn’t do it and he wouldn’t do it anymore. (Joke). He’s almost better than Don Lemon who invaded a church during a service and mistakenly called his disgraceful interruption journalism. He could have entered, observed, exited and then reported. That would be journalism. What he did was stupid. As Forrest gump said: “Stupid is as stupid does”. That especially captures Andyboy who has been described as: a “pompous git”; “a man with a big bottom who laughed at his own jokes”; “a bully”; “a wally and a tosser”; “boorish”; “spoiled”; “yob”; “a deeply unpleasant man… of low intelligence”; “one of the most hated men in Britain”.

His polo-obsessed mother-in-law Susan Barrentes thought Andrew lacked “character” – short of being called “boring” that is about as devastating a judgment a posh English person can cast on another posh English person. “You have to understand what I’m dealing with here,” Ferguson, then his wife, told a confidante, “I’m married to a man who has never been inside a supermarket.” Andrew, not given to self-analysis, has said little that is memorable about himself.

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