January 24, 2026.. President Donald John trump has announced a new winter storm across many of the states in the Central and Northeastern States. “It gives me great pleasure” he said “to tell everyone to get out and enjoy all of the white stuff while they can “because it’ll soon go the way of the dinosaurs. That’s right!… Bye-Bye pretty White Snow because I’ll be bringing back some higher temperatures come spring and summer so people can go jump in the ocean”.
That’s really thoughtful, kind and nice of President Trump, to think of all of us getting hot in the summer because of the tilt of the earth which has been going on for some time now. Neither Obama or Biden ever did this. Instead they did their own things during the Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall and left the rest of us to just rot.
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