Looters are superstitious and are deathly afraid of earthquakes. Installing a shaking floor makes the looters think an earthquake is going on so they will drop everything they are looting and run outside to be safe. Set up the PA system to play earthquake sounds while the floor is shaking to get looters to drop their looted stuff faster and run out of your store faster and faster. Yell “EARTHQUAKE” to help the frightened looters drop your loot faster.
Shaking floor systems that use less energy are being developed. That will help keep down the cost of shaking floors. Add bomb sounds. Looters are afraid of bombs so they drop their loot when a bomb sound goes off. Use cherry bombs and firecrackers. Get a cherry bomb tossing machine to go off when the floor shaking machine starts running. Looters will literally crap their pants when a cherry bomb goes off during an earthquake during a shaking floor event. They’ll have to run to the bathroom to fix their crapped pants!..
You can even install Restroom Sign Reversers to misdirect running looters with crapped pants and trick them into dropping their loot and running to the bathroom which they won’t be able to find. This can turn a loot and run event into a happy event for you..
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