BYE BYE BUD !!!

Tranny Fluid…It Cost Bud $6 Billion In Lost Stock Prices, … SO FAR !

Beer drinkers aren’t woke people. Woke people drink spritzers. Beer drinkers drink beer. That’s pretty simple. It’s about as simple as it can get but Alissa Heinerscheid didn’t get it. Turns out the Bud Light farce was a deliberate policy dreamt up by an executive girl boss to jettison the company’s existing customer base because it wasn’t diverse enough.

Remember The Clysdale Horses? Neither gay nor Lesbian. Straight up heterosexuals but Bud hired Heiner and went WOKE… Now they’re going broke.  Well, not broke. They have plenty of Do Re Me but they definately took a sales hit. Bud Light is a special version of whale piss anyhow so normals leave it alone. The exact demographic for the loss of sales is a bit hard to identify because data isn’t tracked everywhere but in the tenderloin districts it’s not a factor because they drink beer, not whale piss like Bud Light.

TRANNIE’S DRINK BUD LIGHT! 

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