In a particularly touching moment, the president directed some important health warnings to Republicans. First, since conservative speech is now “hate speech,” and “hate speech” is “extremist,” and “extremism” gets you locked up in solitary confinement without due process or habeas corpus for months at a time, or worse, murdered in cold blood, it’s in the best interest of conservatives to forfeit their free speech. Second, since gun-owners are actually “gun nuts” and must be disarmed before they can defend themselves from those who would wish them harm. They should hand over their weapons before government agents are forced to harm them. And lastly, since highlighting the rampant fraud of the last election is “actual violence” against “democracy,” conservatives shouldn’t be surprised when “democracy” punches back. Fair warnings, I guess.
Oh, and a number of dictionary definitions were officially “improved” by executive order. “Infrastructure project” no longer has anything to do with bridges and roads but instead refers to pork-barrel graft that allows Democrats to launder payoffs to regime-supporters. “Bipartisanship” now simply means that both straight and gay Democrats back Democrat partisanship. And “voter suppression” relates to anything that hinders Democrats from cheating in elections. More new definitions are on their way. (I hear “gulag” might soon become “hotel for Trump-supporters” — yay!)
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that’s what happened.
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