He did it again. He said it happened when Commander, his viscious German Shepare was busy biting people inside the White House. Commander is a ferocious dog and when he barks and bites people I jump said the ailing old man. “I have a lot of keys including hundreds on this keyboard so it’s impossible to remember what I do with them all” he said as he found Corvette keys in his pants pocket. “Look. I have a couple of homes in Delaware I think and they have keys to the front and back doors, That’s a lot to keep track of. And then there’s the keys to the storage units where I keep Confidential memo’s and stuff as well as my other keys to God knows where or what.”
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