The American Assembly Of Bank Robbers, Rapists and Car Thieves are ecstatic over the mandate to wear face masks in public. “We agree” said Studs Baowolf “that face masks should be worn in public because it protects our identity and enlarges the number of potential suspects by factors we could only have dreamed of before the Liberals in America required everyone wear face masks. We also support large sunglasses and floppy hats to make facial identification impossible.” This is the best news the AABR has ever heard.
N.B. There is no AABR… It’s a spoof.
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