When you drink Vodka over ice it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink Whisky over ice it can give you heart problems.
When you drink Gin over ice it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends!
OK. OK. it’s silly but sometimes the mood needs to be lightened otherwise, …. well whatever otherwise is, a lighter mood is sometimes needed.