The Pope has a secret.. He imbibes in Eucharistic Wafers all day long by maintaining a steady flow of micro-doses..
“Some of the bishops turned me onto it and by golly it really works. We have no idea how it happens but there’s something there”. “Some of the boys have a great affinity for the altar wine and it’s OK by me if that’s what does it for them but for those of us hooked on the wafers there’s nothing better.”