Last night Sarah “Barracuda” Palin endorsed Donald Trump 1,000 per cent. Here’s some of her best lines:

1. “No more pussyfootin’ around! Our troops deserve the best.”

2. “You know that he doesn’t get his power, his high off of opium–other people’s money–like a lot of dopes in Washington do.”

3. “He’s a little bit different. He’s a multi-billionaire, not that there is anything wrong with that. But, it is amazing. He’s not elitist at all. I just hope you all get to know him more and more as a person and a family man.”

4. “Like I’ve said before, let’em duke it out and let Allahu sort it out.”

5. “In exactly one year from tomorrow, former President Barack Obama, he packs up the teleprompter and the selfie sticks and the Greek columns and all that hope-y change-y stuff and he heads on back to Chicago–where I’m sure he can find some community there to organize again.”

6. “In fact they’ve been wearing this political correctness kinda like a suicide vest.”

7. “Some of them even whispering they’re ready to throw in for Hillary over Trump because they can’t afford to see the status quo go–otherwise they won’t be able to be slurping off the gravy train that’s been feeding them all these years.”
On power.
“We’re not gonna chill. In fact it is time to drill baby drill down and hold these folks accountable.”
On fighting ISIS.
“You’re ready for a Commander in Chief who will let our warriors do their job and go kick ISIS ass!?”

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